[Shalom Israel]

Hmmm. What would I do if I were Bill Clinton? Oh yeah--I'd bite my lip, sorta like this. Then what? Oh, that's right--tears on command, like Ron Brown's funeral. I wonder how he does that. Anyway, back to work.

[N. Theknow]

Hmmm. What would I do if I were Bill Clinton? Oh yeah--I'd bite my lip, sorta like this. Then what? Oh, that's right--tears on command, like Ron Brown's funeral.

Don't forget to have your staff place some rocks on the ground before you embark on a soulful walk on the beach for you to fashion into the shape of a cross.