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To: camle

Here's a suggestion: When checking out of restaurants, don't take any free mints if humans take them out by hand; because, the mints may be contaminated with URINE.


12 posted on 09/23/2005 10:17:35 AM PDT by GOPologist ("On some days you may feel like a dog; on other days you may feel like a hydrant!")
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To: GOPologist
don't take any free mints if humans take them out by hand

First, unwrap the mints before you eat them.

Second, don't take the big green or pink mints from the men's room. EVER.

19 posted on 09/23/2005 10:49:40 AM PDT by anonymous_user (Russel Honore for President)
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To: GOPologist

" ... the mints may be contaminated with urine"

Don't forget about the peanuts in the bowl on the restaurant bar counter.


25 posted on 09/23/2005 11:03:32 AM PDT by riverdawg
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To: GOPologist

Just to clarify - it's OK to eat the mints that space aliens take out by hand, their fecal and urine residue doesn't have an effect on us.



(just latching on to the use of the word 'human' and poking fun)


33 posted on 09/23/2005 12:07:55 PM PDT by PissAndVinegar
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