"You can buy autos in this country. You just have to have lots of money and proper licensing."
I just buy my full-auto "junk-guns" from guys who deal them out of their cars along with chainguns, grenades, Phalanx, F-15 fighters, Aegis missile cruisers, and the lollipops that we all know FFL dealers all sell to anyone in low-income neighborhoods.
sarcasm/off
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