[FormerACLUmember]

Ah, but their technical support is way cool. The only thing I like better than dealing with "Chuck" in Bangalore on the tenuous satellite phone connection in "Dell Hell" endless "tech support" is ...giving myself a colonoscopy with a rusty garden hose.

[randog]

Hey, did you hear the good news? Dell is moving their customer support out of India! Now for the bad news: they're moving it to the Phillipines.

[Chickensoup]

is ...giving myself a colonoscopy with a rusty garden hose.



That is...descriptive beyond words.

[muawiyah]

I always adopt my best West Bangalore accent and chug on ~ first, I ask "Chuck" how he likes working at night, and does he have any cows in the house.

They never take offense, but they know they have a "friend" on the other end, not just a strange foreign guy.