Last Halloween, some nutbag gave our daughter some of the most bigoted anti-Catholic Chick tracts. The pastor was most surprised when I called, made an appointment to meet with him in person, and gave them back, with the observation that they were unwelcome and inappropriate for a three-year-old. I didn't curse, I didn't even raise my voice -- nevertheless, this "worthy" made a point to tell me I was going to Hell.
I think Jack Chick is the leader of the pack when it comes to faux-Christions.
For the record, the tracts were "The Death Cookie," "Last Rites," and "Are Roman Catholics Christians?"
"The Death Cookie," eh? I didn't know you worshipped the devil!