Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


TOPICS: US: Texas
KEYWORDS: texas
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 481-500501-520521-540 ... 661-662 next last
To: RGVTx
LOL! Yeah. I said to the lady who was serving.........
This has sugar in it....

She replied, oh yes...... you have to know just when to add the sugar...
Like it was some closely guarded family secret.
LOL

501 posted on 10/15/2005 5:01:09 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 498 | View Replies]

To: Nita Nupress
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

502 posted on 10/15/2005 5:09:28 PM PDT by razorback-bert
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 500 | View Replies]

To: Nita Nupress

Looks like it was taken in the same spot as mine.

I am stealing it.


503 posted on 10/15/2005 5:11:18 PM PDT by razorback-bert
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 500 | View Replies]

To: Ted

Well, if you google, that is what pops up.


504 posted on 10/15/2005 5:13:52 PM PDT by SwatTeam
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 499 | View Replies]

To: groanup
My ex-father-in-law witnessed one of his buddies putting on a pair of those high, lace up boots. The poor sob had laced them up for five minutes when the scorpion began to sting. It took him a couple of minutes to get the damn things off.

Any damned tenderfoot who puts his boots on in Texas without first turning them upside down and bangin them around a bit DESERVES what happens next!

505 posted on 10/15/2005 5:22:35 PM PDT by Bigun (IRS sucks @getridof it.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 255 | View Replies]

To: Bigun
Any damned tenderfoot who puts his boots on in Texas without first turning them upside down and bangin them around a bit DESERVES what happens next!

LOL. Ain't that the truth.

Ya oughta give your blankets a good shaking too just in case of a fiddleback........

506 posted on 10/15/2005 5:29:20 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 505 | View Replies]

To: Fiddlstix; RGVTx
No the worst chili in the world is in the only Mexican Restaurant in Holland (1988). It's off the cheese market plaza in Alkmaar. If you go to the back of the plaza and cross the small bridge on the left it's half a block down on the right. You may prefer the long way around, it's a block longer but passes the whorehouse window show. In either case, the chili is really bad.
507 posted on 10/15/2005 5:29:28 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 494 | View Replies]

To: HoustonCurmudgeon
I'll take your word on that........
I can't even imagine a Mexican Restaurant in Holland of all places......
LOL
508 posted on 10/15/2005 5:33:39 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 507 | View Replies]

To: ozarkgirl
To be a real cowboy you'd have to be from Montana or Wyoming.

Giddyup!
509 posted on 10/15/2005 5:35:58 PM PDT by VegasCowboy ("...he wore his gun outside his pants, for all the honest world to feel.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 106 | View Replies]

To: HoustonCurmudgeon

WHAT were you thinking, actuallye eating Mexican food in Holland??? Don't you know any better. I won't even eat it North of the Red River or East of I-35.


510 posted on 10/15/2005 5:36:15 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 507 | View Replies]

To: hispanarepublicana
When you've been gone for weeks you take what you can get. The food was like a west coast Mexican restaurant with colored tortilla chips and too much avocado. I solved most of the problem by starting with 2 or 3 beers.
511 posted on 10/15/2005 5:44:05 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 510 | View Replies]

To: phatoldphart
Also the San Jacinto Monument is taller than the Washington Monument and the Iwo Jima Monument at Harlengen, Tx.is taller than the one at Arlington National Cemetery plus it is the original statue sculpted by Felix De Weldon from which the one at Arlington National Cemetery was molded.

I was one(of three)of the safety escort that escorted ten 18 wheelers and one road crane from Warrick, RI and Providence, RI to the Marine Military Institute at Harlengen where it(original monument palletized)was reconstructed during 1981/1983 period.

512 posted on 10/15/2005 5:49:47 PM PDT by VOYAGER
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: hispanarepublicana; HoustonCurmudgeon; Fiddlstix

Heck, I get leary of Mexican food anywhere north of San Antonio.

HC, how on earth did you ever find Mexican food in Holland? Especially with all the sightseeing you had to do.
You described the trip very well, now just how bad was the chili? We need a description so we can decide if Fiddlstix has to pass the 'worst chili story' trophy over to you or not.


513 posted on 10/15/2005 5:50:53 PM PDT by RGVTx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 510 | View Replies]

To: VOYAGER

One minor correction...it's Harlingen...my hometown!


514 posted on 10/15/2005 5:57:37 PM PDT by RGVTx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 512 | View Replies]

To: RGVTx; hispanarepublicana; Fiddlstix
I was attending a drilling school put on by Royal Dutch Shell and rebuilding some Smith International drilling motors.

The chili tasted like a bland, watery tomato soup to which a very small amount of fatty meat had been added along with celery and a couple of spices I could not ID.

515 posted on 10/15/2005 5:58:59 PM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (A right wing Christian, not part of the Christian Right)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 513 | View Replies]

To: TexanToTheCore

It's not the snakes and scorpions that get ya, but those darn chiggers will eat you alive...


516 posted on 10/15/2005 6:01:51 PM PDT by ssstewart
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 476 | View Replies]

To: HoustonCurmudgeon

Oh gross...celery in chili!
I dunno...you might have to share the trophy with Fiddlstix. It's kind of a toss up as to which is worse.


517 posted on 10/15/2005 6:04:39 PM PDT by RGVTx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 515 | View Replies]

To: phatoldphart

My husband is a Texan who moved to California about 17 years ago, but to this day I hear how he missed Texas BBQ. As far as he is concerned, what we on the West coast call BBQ ain't the real thing!


518 posted on 10/15/2005 6:09:39 PM PDT by ladyinred (It is all my fault okay?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RGVTx
I think you're right. We'll have to call this one a toss up.
(YUK!)
519 posted on 10/15/2005 6:17:00 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 517 | View Replies]

To: ladyinred
You've got to have mesquite wood to have real BBQ.

I'm smoking drunk chickens with mesquite right now. Should be coming off the pit within the hour.
520 posted on 10/15/2005 6:20:52 PM PDT by RGVTx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 518 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 481-500501-520521-540 ... 661-662 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson