[Tokra]

We keep hearing what sounds like a short (two or three second) burst of digital data which seems to occur randomly. It is picked up and amplified by our TVs, car radios, cell phones, and even the sound systems on our computers. It is obviously not local to our house or neighborhood, because we've heard it on our car radios in Austin, Houston, and San Antonio.

Quick - get to your nearest grocery store and buy some aluminum foil. Make hats for yourself and everyone in your family. It could be the CIA trying to beam secret messages to you!

[InfraRed]

Yeah, yeah. I figured it would be impossible to mention this without somebody reaching for the aluminum.

Considering the persistence, pervasiveness, and wide area in which we've noticed the interference, I also figured there must other witnesses. Maybe not. Perhaps it's just a glitch in my alien implant.