[Andy from Beaverton]

[MineralMan]

Wow! Just ICK!

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

Yikes, that's just sick!

[Semper Paratus]

"Honey, those pastries you got really taste like S***!"

[TexasCajun]

Beware of Sprinkles bump.

[Dudoight]

HOLY Sh-t!!

[Battle Hymn of the Republic]

yummie, shart sprinkles

[Hildy]

EEEWEWWWWW.....I was once in a salad bar in NYC and a homeless man started spitting on everything. Nobody did anything, I'm not kidding...I finally yelled..."ISN'T ANYBODY GOING TO DO ANYTHING???? Finally a manager came...

[EX52D]

Ok, how did you not get this first? :)

[Black Tooth]

A Dallas cab driver Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh

Is this a cowboy name?

[livius]

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh

Maybe it was an attempt at biowarfare? Yuck.

[Cicero]

Maybe his schoolmates made fun of him when he was a little boy, because his name is Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh.

And that doesn't even get into his MIDDLE name.

[RandallFlagg]

SURE! Let's import even MORE of these sickos!!!

[RexBeach]

if he tried this with meat, you could call it a "stinkburger"!

This boy sounds like he's a few sprinkles short of a cupcake. Ugh.

[pgkdan]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[dynachrome]

I think I will pass, on the chocolate sprinkles.

[Red Badger]

My money's on HE'S A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twigs]

They need to do blood test to see if this individual has any disease or disorder that he wishes to share with others. Anger, perhaps? And, where is he from? How do authorities KNOW this is not a national security issue, ie, a deliberate attempt to poison foods because of a belief system?

[dfwgator]

"Mmmmmmm, fecal matter..."

[Dallas59]

Good Gawd what store...?