[presently no screen name]

LOL! Felosian faith - you may have coined a new phrase. Let me guess, halloween is their day and to celebrate no food or water are allowed in hospitals, hospices, all must sign a right to die document that are attached to tombstones and decorated with buzzards.

[Wampus SC]

Those buzzards again! Well, why not - it's their national bird. If the Felosian Faith ever takes over, they'll rename the US "West Sorosland". They'll change the national seal to a buzzard with 13 pentagrams holding legal briefs in one claw and some dehydrated roses in the other. The motto will read "E Greeribus Anus".

Yeah, Halloween is their holiday. They steal all the kids' candy and won't let anyone drink anything, but they throw a feast for themselves and give each other awards. At Antichristmas they put up pictures of Scrooge and have Happy Humbug parties. They also celebrate April 20th, birthday of their founder. Torture is their pornography. Human sacrifice in the form or abortion and euthanasia are their sacraments.