[Wolfstar]

Starting with the condescending, disrespectful headline, this is on one of -- if not THE -- most annoying vanity posts I've seen in my many years on FR.

[Treader]

!DANGER!Avert your eyes- focusing on reality- can cause blinding headaches, hearing deficits, limb numbness and paralysis of the head bone. If at all possible move your blinders to a full frontal position and whistle loudly- while the adults are talking...