[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"A man whose employer rents space in the building described “group bondage parties” and other “weird (expletive).” He also said hamsters had been found in the basement."

Hamsters?

But no...gerbils, eh?

Sad case. It reads like something from The Onion.

[weegee]

"WEIRD $#!&"