Mom Allegedly Spikes Macaroni With Bleach

Associated Press ^ | 11-28-05 | Yahoo

[freedomlover]

Reminds me once when my Mom (RIP) used coloring dye for eggs to put some "yellow" in the potatoe salad. None of us died but we all spat out the first bite and laughed later.

Seems like it might have had ammonia or something in it, I forget.

To this day I have felt find and had no long term probl

[ChadGore]

. . . and they never noticed the differance.

[Jo Nuvark]

[...hypochlorite...]

Gives new meaning to "WHITE TRASH". :) LOL!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Do not compound the problem here, or you'll get your butyl kicked.

[joesnuffy]

Chlorina Maye..honey.. you be sure and eat up all your macaroni and sQeeze..

[ExcursionGuy84]

Yeha, that's right..I'm sorry, I didn't even try to "Google" the name to see if I had it correctly or not.

But I didn't mean any offense to any ancestors (if you are one, that is).

[Myrddin]

I wonder if we have a moron cook trying to manufacture "bleached macaroni" for a recipe? That's probably being to generous.

[Tijeras_Slim]

That's no solution.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Howsabout a "Hypo-roni" ?

Nyuk-Nyuk.

[Jo Nuvark]

No offense at all. I read a great book by Jeanine Plady called "Light On Lucrecia". (I love historical novels). Anyway, she made a case for Lucrecia's innocence, saying she was used as a scape goat for the Borgia's. Wonderful book.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

There's even a song about it;

"Bleach Boys"

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll b!tch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!

- The Dead Milkmen

[Fierce Allegiance]

Water polarizing person.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Lovely.

[martin_fierro]

Taking that whole "bleach in the gene pool" joke waaaay too far.

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[Alter Kaker]

Oh yes, I guess because black people are all evil. </s> The real question is why Jamal's mother allowed him to shack up with this insane woman's daughter. Really, the level of racism on FR is quite amazing.

[processing please hold]

She had to use the unscented one. Regular bleach can be smelled a mile away.

[Bon mots]

Oh yes, I guess because black people are all evil. The real question is why Jamal's mother allowed him to shack up with this insane woman's daughter. Really, the level of racism on FR is quite amazing.

Looks like no matter what color they all are, they are at the shallow end of the gene pool. They are all freeloading in the home of a welfare fraudster. There are three adults here... I could NEVER live under the same roof with my mother-in-law, and she is a very good cook.

Sounds like trailer park fun (maybe without the trailer).

[Jo Nuvark]

How did you write "Bleach Boys" so quickly? Very clever.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

It's from the group "The Dead Milkmen" ( 1988 )

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/discography/

[Ciexyz]

The Mom denies poisoning the food. Could she have been set up by her daughter, who wanted her sidelined so she could take over the house? Relations between Mom and daughter were apparently strained.