"The driver, Muhammed Abu Mustafa al Hussein, was immediately released into the custody of his local imam. A spokesman for the outgoing Liberal government scoffed at speculation that the mishap might have been terror-related, pointing out that it was impossible since the driver was an adherent of 'the Religion of Peace'".
/fun and games
Heh, you had me going there for a second or two. LOL
lol
(wouldn't be surprised to see that "update" however)