Posted on 12/05/2005 10:42:26 AM PST by 2banana
Howard Stern has crowed for months about how he'll get as filthy as humanly possible when he jumps to censorship-free Sirius Satellite Radio next month — and now he's revealing for the first time, in a New York magazine interview, just how X-rated his new show will be.
In an expletive-filled interview that hits newsstands Monday, the sex-obsessed shock jock tells of five new jaw-dropping features that are sure to push the boundaries of bad taste.
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"Wouldn't it be brilliant if my audience could all lie down at night together and [achieve orgasm] together?" he asks.
To that end, Stern plans to offer up one regular segment called "Confessions from the Bunny Ranch," in which he plans to wire a room at the famed Nevada home of legal prostitution for sound.
"You'll be right in the prostitute's room. You'll hear the negotiation ... You'll hear the after-sex conversation," Stern tells New York.
He's also working on a sex-drenched send-up of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," in which contestants get to have sex with an adult film star if they pass a quiz.
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Stern is also getting ready to send up "The View," which he's ranked on for years, using four crack-addicted prostitutes.
"Every night we're going to take the exact topics that 'The View' talked about," the shaggy-haired gabber says. "It will be 10 times better."
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I sometimes understand why muslims think the way they think of the west...
It ends when people quit listening. Rapidly approaching I'll bet.
Who's Howard Stern?
I use Stern to gauge people's intelligence. If they listen to him, I don't waste my time.
This will be network TV in America's living room within 20 years.
Sirius is not well-run. They grab big talent (Stern, NASCAR, etc) but then don't seem to have a clue on how to market it.
Obviously, they think that Stern is best marketed by letting him market himself. And, obviously Stern thinks his bread is buttered when he's allowed to be the nastiest guy on the air.
However, any number of acts (Jackie Gleason, Eddy Murphy, Bob and Tom, etc) reveil that they are out of inspired comedic ideas when they resort to being obscene. And, I'm betting that Stern will be counted in that number once the dust settles.
OK, I'll give Howard his due on this one.
No Howard, that's not brilliant.
I would not buy Sirius stock now.
Stern is a bum and anybody who listens is a bum!!
This will backfire and the company will go bankrupt.
Invest in XM and make some money when Sirius collapses.
And having two really hot (my imagination) women kissing on the air is great for ratings.
Too bad I have XM! :)
"However, any number of acts (Jackie Gleason, Eddy Murphy, Bob and Tom, etc) reveil that they are out of inspired comedic ideas when they resort to being obscene. And, I'm betting that Stern will be counted in that number once the dust settles.">>>>>>>
The only "talk" I have time to listen to is on my drive (I don't commute, I drive) to work.
John Boy & Billy everyday.
At least now that he is on satellite radio, I can't even accidently tune to him.
After January, Sirius will no longer use Fox broadcasting.
Different ones than the real View cast?
Just what I always wanted, a radio personality who acts like a 9-year-old who just found Daddy's porn stash...
What a loser. I'm sure he'll have a big following though.
Get real. One look at Star Jones, and you can tell she's not a crack addict.
Good thing about HS being on Sirius is that I won't accidently punch in his show.
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