[b_sharp]

Give it up CG, Fester's insistence on defining the world according to his own personal views is a demon even science can't exorcise.

[Coyoteman]

From a thread last summer:

I, Fester Chugabrew, am a Young Earth Creationist. I do not accept geology, or radiometric dating, or any part of modern science that might support an old Earth or evolution. Furthermore, I do not accept creation or evolution as proper objects of science in the strict sense. Lastly, VadeRetro notwithstanding, I attribute all tendencies toward verbal putzitude to be a product of those who ignore, disavow, or otherwise impugn the authority of biblical texts.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1456767/posts?page=198#198