Arson and possible murder are seen as humorous among the moral folks like you.
You need to be tokin' up a bit more.
Unlike you violence prone liberals, I have never "toked up". I heard you users were supposed to mellow out, not fire up the neighbors property. I guess I'm out of the loop on your drug using ways.
I withdraw my suggestion that you toke up more. ALthough, maybe if you tried it, it might mellow you out, since you are the one lacking a sense of humor. A laughing fit or two might massage that old liver and lighten up your mood.
I used to be a pot smoker but haven't touched in many, many years.