Boy I agree with you on that one, you ever try to eat a cat? They taste terrible even when you are starving!(Go ahead a ask, I know you want to!)
No I don't.
Seriesly, I really don't.
"Boy I agree with you on that one, you ever try to eat a cat? They taste terrible even when you are starving!"
So anyway, this game warden sees a guy on the beach, snacking on a freshly fire-cooked seagull. He walks up to him and sez, “You are not allowed to kill Seagulls. I’m going to have to write you up.” and pulls out his ticket book. The guy gives a long story of destitution and starvation and further says he came upon the bird severely injured and close to death.
The officer takes pitty on him and says he’ll let him off this time but “if I ever see you eating another seagull I will throw the book at you.” The man thanks him and he turns to walk away. But as he starts off, his curiosity gets the best of him. He turns back around and asks, “I’ve always wondered; What does seagull taste like?”
The man scratches his chin and looks up thoughtfully and finally says, “Well…It’s sort of a cross between Bald Eagle and Spotted Owl.”
"you ever try to eat a cat?"
No, but I have been known to eat P..., Never mind. :)