[jwpjr]

re: lion didn't up and eat all those obnoxious kids

Take heart, there's a great story in the Bible about a bunch of kids teasing a prophet. He warns them to stop and when they don't he orders a she bear out of the woods who kills and eats them. Great story. Warms my heart every time I read it.

[fizziwig]

"Take heart, there's a great story in the Bible about a bunch of kids teasing a prophet. He warns them to stop and when they don't he orders a she bear out of the woods who kills and eats them. Great story"

Yes, children should be brutally murdered for teasing.

I remember just recently some kid made fun of the bicycle I was riding. I would have loved to have called out a she bear to disembowl that brat...but alas... where have all the she bears gone?

Too many brats...not enough she bears...:(

[Diddle E. Squat]

Take heart, there's a great story in the Bible about a bunch of kids teasing a prophet. He warns them to stop and when they don't he orders a she bear out of the woods who kills and eats them. Great story. Warms my heart every time I read it.

That reminds me of one of the funnier threads on FR:

Scared of Santa photo gallery