Posted on 12/28/2005 9:49:00 AM PST by teddyballgame
I posted on another thread:
Ted Kennedy: Broken chair #10,412. Gin & tonic #1,435,210
Mary Mapes: New cub reporter for National Enquirer
Tom Daschle: Deep, deep depression
Juan Valdez: His burro is given full U.S. citizenship and the CFO job at Oracle
Howard Dean: Beaten senseless (in 2 seconds) by a Blue Dog Congress Critter up for reelection
Tim Russert, Ted Kopel & Tom Brokaw: They star in the Three Stooges remake called "Clueless in the Beltway."
Hillary Clinton: "She's a MAN, baby."
Harry Reid: Records new hit single "We Crushed the Patriot Act." Tops the charts in Iran and North Korea. Little Kim Jung sings back up vocals and plays the dulcimer.
Usama bin Laden: Turns up hiding at W's Crawford Ranch after coming across the Rio Grande. Meets unfortunate demise via a chain saw over the Memorial Day weekend. The UBL Memorial Fence is completed by Labor Day.
Bill Clinton: 900,000 junior high kids try oral sex. His legacy is complete.
(mtf...)
The Washington Post used to have a "Dan 'o Meter" which was hilarious. It used his face as the pointer on a dial, marked "Calm," "Angry," "Boiling," etc. Then Dan complained to the newspaper management and they yanked it. If his skin was any thinner you'd see his internal organs.
Ahhhhh! Now it makes sense.
But...Suprbowl LX still doesn't make any sense.
... and the glass will be half empty for you, right?? ;-)
Iran falls. Dems try to spin it as a bad thing (Bushes fault). Mid-East continues to reshape - Syria next 2007.
Hate to be a stickler, but Yankees can't win pennant AND lose ALCS. LCS winner is the pennant winner. May win division series, but lose ALCS...or win pennant, and lose LCS, because of A-Rod slump...just as what happened with the Angels.
IMO, when the Angels won the Series in 2002, they didn't sit back and wait for the longball. They had guys that manufactured runs (Eckstein, Glaus, Spezio, Anderson et. al), great middle relief, and a dominant closer.
Back on topic: Kennedy loses in MA, Mad Max (Waters, D-CA) loses...to me! (well, I do live in her district, a black red voter in the bluest of blue states)
1. Santorum loses in PA.
2. Giuliani slips into oblivion, then shrugs off his demise by commenting: "What's the big deal? I never formally declared my candidacy for the White House anyway."
3. I don't know who will win the Super Bowl, but it will be one of the lowest-rated SB's of all time.
4. The NFL continues to decline into mediocrity, and televised games will continue to look more and more like cross between MTV and WWF productions.
5. Canada wins their second consecutive gold medal in Olympic hockey, and the U.S. has a disappointing tournament and comes home from Turin with no medal.
6. On December 31, 2006 the U.S. stock market -- measured by almost any index -- will be no more than 5% higher or lower than it is on December 31, 2005.
7. The U.S. economy shows signs of a post-war recession, as the off-budget costs of the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan become a reality and the piper must be paid.
8. Texas will continue to execute criminals with such boring regularity that these executions don't even make the news anymore.
9. Kwanzaa follows "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" in the toilet of oblivion where all of these silly, contrived holidays belong.
My glass is full. You once again show that you have no idea what you are talking about!
"Superbowl LX" a guy makes one typo, geeeez.
Maybe a name change is in order, "The Washington ThinSkins".......
The American Military (and allies) will continue to thoroughly kick @ss wherever needed in this world, and the MSM will still not report it. ;)
you can win a division pennant.
Michael Moore will be diagnosed with an incurable, flesh eating virus. Doctors give him 130 years to live.
Once again???
And as much as I´m happy to hear of your personal fortune, I still think that you show a pessimistic view of earth.
I consider myself optimistic, and therefore I predict that there will be less suffering, less pain and misery, fewer natural disasters.
It´ll be worse enough when it happens, so we don´t have to make our days bad by talking of it!
Rush Limbaugh will take six or seven weeks off to play golf, have health issues, and attend important meetings and retreats.
Conservatives win Canadian Elections with strong majority!
Bill Clinton will have an affair that makes the news following an embarassing incident.
Mark Warner and George Allen will threaten to make it a Virginia Presidential race as their campaigns start to spin up. The Warner campaign media syncopants will allege that Hillary is too old to be President.
LSU and the Miami Hurricanes football teams will be facing NCAA sanctions
Biggest media tantrum: Doctors refusing patients on Medicare
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