[SquirrelKing]

I give them a 6.5 for irony.
I really stopped counting these buggers a few years back.
Not very sporting, you know.

[samtheman]

(I'm in pieces, bits and pieces)
Since you left me and you said goodbye
(I'm in pieces, bits and pieces)
All I do is sit and cry
(I'm in pieces, bits and pieces)
You went away and left me misery
(I'm in pieces, bits and pieces)
And that's the way it'll always be

[manwiththehands]

"Allah ak"BOOM!

[SaxxonWoods]

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO A SAFE AND HEALTHFUL WORKPLACE

CALL OSHA, 1-800-321-OSHA

The are old Terrorists and bold Terrorists, but no old, bold Terrorists.

[RichInOC]

WHAT HAPPEN?

[geezerwheezer]

Akbar: "Now listen Abdul, we'll walk right up to those devil-worshiping infidel American soldiers, and we will just pull on our little string here, and show them the true meaning of jihad!!

Abdul: "Jumpin jihad Akbar, you are so cool to think of this. I'll just pull my lanyard like thi.....

It is later in the day in a place much warmer than where Akbar and Abdul left, and the conversation went like this:

Akbar: "Abdul, I'll trade you my 72 virgins for a cold glass of water....

Abdul: "I don't need no 72 stinkin' virgins if they all look like my Uncle Abdullah, beard and all!! You suck Akbar!
You and your dumbassed ideas to blow up the Americans. They're still laughing at us up there!!

[Calpernia]

I love a happy ending. ::sniff::

[TC Rider]

LOL, no doubt a workplace accident, or an Israeli missile strike.

[Leatherneck_MT]

Along with these investigations, they should start putting out little propaganda notes.

i.e.

"The investigators found it odd that a strong scent of bacon permeated the remains."

We could go alot further, but alas our Society today is too worried about offending those who desire us dead.

Painting a Mosque in pig fat tho sounds like a capital good idea to me.

[Cementjungle]

They were hiding explosives under their clothes when they went off

I just hate it when that happens!

[Aeronaut]

Hey Achmed, what's this for?

[dfwgator]

"They blowed up real good."

[Brilliant]

Two for the price of one.

[colorado tanker]

Mmmm. They're not giving these jobs to the sharpest knives in the drawer, are they.

[UPcrawfish]

"Now don't that just ruin your day...?"

[antiRepublicrat]

As with dumb criminals, our best hope is dumb suicide bombers. Remember the car bomb guys in Israel who had their clock set wrong, so the bomb went off as they were driving it to the target?

[Proud_USA_Republican]

The city council from the Austrian city of Graz will push to have its stadium named after them.