[ArrogantBustard]

If you like Porto Santo, you'll love Kwajalein:

(No, I've never been there. No, the small island names have nothing to do with me.)

[Stone Mountain]

No, the small island names have nothing to do with me.

LOL! Reminds me of one of my favorite limericks:

The bustard's an exquisite fowl,
With minimal reason to growl,
He escapes what would be,
Illegitimacy,
By the grace of a fortunate vowel!