Stand, when I was in college, there was a certain type of individual that was labeled "closet case" (put in the closet when guests arrived).
no living person (least of all me. i am only the General's mule-holder.) is WORTHY to bear the full war-name of our tribe's principle hero.
i'm sure they kept you in the closet all the time, if the nonsense you post is what you wrote in college.
free dixie,sw