LOL!
True, so true.
I think I'm gonna try FlyLady . . . I have an aversion to uncluttered horizontal surfaces. Every table, shelf, and desk in our home is covered with books or crafting stuff. Our garage has 14 boxes of books in it . . . my closet has 10 more.
My husband wants me to lose 'em, but the perennial student in me cringes at the thought of getting rid of books.