[Clemenza]

Still debating whether or not to go see it, out of boredom.

[PJ-Comix]

You're actually thinking of walking into a theater to see this movie?????

What will happen is that you will assume you will be anonymous. However, as soon as you get to the snack bar to buy popcorn and soda, the kid behind the counter will say loudly, "Hey mister! How about a weiner?"

Then everybody will turn to look at you as you shake your head no. The kid will reply:

"How about a NICE BIG JUICY WEINER while watching 'Bareback Mountain?"

As the lobby people continue to glare at you, you make a hasty retreat out of the lobby with your popcorn and soda. Behind you the counter kid yells:

"COME ON MISTER! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BITE OF THE WEINER WHILE WATCHING 'BAREBACK MOUNTAIN?'

Then you will be sitting in the dark of the theater wishing to hell you never decided to check out this flick. Just as you figure the worst is over, a soft male voice in the darkness right behind you says:

"You only have popcorn and soda? How about a bite of my weiner?"

Meanwhile you are muttering to yourself: "Why, WHY, WHY did I ever show up here?"