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To: GOP_Party_Animal

"You are useless, Arec Baaalwin!"


17 posted on 02/02/2006 9:49:03 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
"You are useless, Arec Baaalwin!"

Useress and ronery...so ronery...

42 posted on 02/02/2006 10:00:13 AM PST by Christian4Bush (More than 3000 people lost their "civil liberties" on September 11, 2001.)
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To: dfwgator

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin

Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

Your garbage needs some hauling’
And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling


103 posted on 02/03/2006 7:55:52 AM PST by Feiny (Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.)
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To: dfwgator
""You are useless, Arec Baaalwin!"

Correction.

You ahl useress, Arec Baaalwin!

There...that sounds bettah.

118 posted on 02/12/2006 4:15:45 AM PST by albee (Clinton"Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boot that kicks them!" - Eric Hoffer)
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