[G.Mason]

"How about fitting the scoots with a whip antenna and a day-glo flag?"

How about fitting the old coots to bumper cars, with seat belts?

[backhoe]

Coots with scoots, huh?

Seriously, this is a retirement area, and between blind, overmedicated car drivers, and wheezergeezers on their Medicare-purchased scooters, going driving in my truck resembles being in a Demolition Derby.