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1 posted on 02/04/2006 4:50:46 AM PST by Tyche
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Might not be a bad idea to carry a .45 in your dry bag to send a "message" to Jaws.


2 posted on 02/04/2006 4:53:36 AM PST by flada (Posting in a manner reminiscent of Jen-gis Kahn.)
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A love sick shark that thought the kayak was another shark?


3 posted on 02/04/2006 5:17:06 AM PST by yoe
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"I saw the dorsal fin following me and I thought, 'This is not a good thing,'" Lankheit said.

Understatement of the year award ?

4 posted on 02/04/2006 5:24:32 AM PST by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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45/70. A shark doesn't have any brain, so you shoot for the gills. We'd only have to exterminate three or four species of sharks and there'd never be another attack on a human. There'd still be 297 species of the fricking things for "scientists" who don't give a sh** about their fellow man to study.


5 posted on 02/04/2006 5:26:13 AM PST by ironwoodchuck
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7 posted on 02/04/2006 5:33:34 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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Plagiarism: "You need a larger kayak,"
13 posted on 02/04/2006 5:43:15 AM PST by verity (The MSM is comprised of useless eaters)
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"We're going to need a bigger kayak!"


14 posted on 02/04/2006 5:43:43 AM PST by Snickersnee (Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?)
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""I saw the dorsal fin following me and I thought, 'This is not a good thing,'" Lankheit said."

This man is really a profound thinker, isn't he?

15 posted on 02/04/2006 5:54:32 AM PST by norwaypinesavage
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18-foot shark

TWENTY FIVE


20 posted on 02/04/2006 6:12:41 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Maui Wowie!"


22 posted on 02/04/2006 6:29:05 AM PST by Young Werther
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Tiger shark, probably.


23 posted on 02/04/2006 6:31:52 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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Great White? In Hawaiian waters? Those waters are kinda "warm" for Whites, aren't they?

The big predatory shark in Hawaiian waters is the Tiger. 'Course Tigers "check things out" by biting first and asking questions later. So maybe it was a GW...


26 posted on 02/04/2006 7:09:19 AM PST by Tallguy (When it's a bet between reality and delusion, bet on reality -- Mark Steyn)
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"He did a good thing. He stayed very calm. He was just paddling slowly," Stewart said.

Wouldn't it have been better to stop paddling altogether? I thought sharks were attracted by repetitive sounds and motion.

27 posted on 02/04/2006 7:09:38 AM PST by randita
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AGH! The husband and I are going to Maui in May! I don't think I'll be kayaking...or snorkling. :-(


50 posted on 02/06/2006 8:45:14 AM PST by arizonarachel
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Bruce just out for a nibble.


51 posted on 02/06/2006 8:45:46 AM PST by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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Lankheit kept paddling, hoping the 15- to 18-foot shark would tire and stop following him.

Right..... like THAT'S ever gonna happen.... a kayaker out-paddling a swimming great white? Get real.

53 posted on 02/06/2006 8:52:07 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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Great Whites studied and tagged off SF have been detected in Hawaiian waters especially the large females. This recent book 'Devils Teeth' documents the author's eight month odyssey in the Farallon islands near SF.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080507581X/qid=1139244820/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-1560505-7835011?s=books&v=glance&n=283155


BUMP

55 posted on 02/06/2006 8:58:37 AM PST by capitalist229
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Alright, it's official now, the sharks have set up their own version of Animal Planet, entitled "People Planet". The shark following the kayaker is the shark world's equivalent of Steve Irwin, always running after and accosting unsuspecting People (animals in Irwin's case) and showing them off to the camera!

Okay, I've worked my giggles off now. This is probably the strangest shark article on FR in a while. A really big, predatory fish swimming along behind a man in a kayak, not doing anything other than watching him for all of fifteen minutes?

Mayhap it was just curious, probably had never seen anything like that before and wanted to find out exactly what it was. Good thing the other boat showed before the fishy stalker conducted a few physical tests.


65 posted on 02/14/2006 3:16:35 PM PST by vastrightwing_armadillo (always burrowin', and drivin' liberal yard-owners insane)
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