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To: Keith in Iowa

What if I buy a Great Dane?


18 posted on 02/05/2006 4:44:20 AM PST by Defendingliberty (www.gulagthebear.com)
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To: Defendingliberty

>>>What if I buy a Great Dane?<<<

As long as it's imported from Denmark, and has its papers & shots...


21 posted on 02/05/2006 4:45:51 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (<a hrefhref="http://www.washingtonpost.com/">Tasteless Unpatriotic Rag</a>)
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To: Defendingliberty
What if I buy a Great Dane?

Try dating her, first.

56 posted on 02/05/2006 5:15:55 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I'm not a curmudgeon!!!! I've just been in a bad mood since '73)
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To: Defendingliberty

if you buy a great dane "dog? buy a big poop scoop


78 posted on 02/05/2006 6:47:54 AM PST by mt tom
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To: Defendingliberty
What if I buy a Great Dane?

If you import it from Denmark, you'll hit the trifecta:
1. Support the Danes financially
2. Show you support ever time you walk your dog
3. Frighten any Islamo-radicals as Muslims generally don't like dogs.
(I've been told this is why there's only one recognized "breed"
from the Middle East, the "Canaan" dog.
96 posted on 02/05/2006 10:06:10 AM PST by VOA
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To: Defendingliberty
What if I buy a Great Dane?

Let's see now, I'm half Dane, mrsdd thinks I'm Great, so do my kids and grandsons, but I can't be bought.

Now if I was a dem, it would simply be a matter of show me the money.

107 posted on 02/05/2006 10:41:35 AM PST by Diver Dave
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