I wonder if I'll be charged with a "felony" some day. I teach first grade and when my students get a second grade reading level or any above that, I give them a free kids' meal. It is 30 and counting so far (average 50 each year for 25 kids). Heck, I could be charged with encouraging obesity in kids. Maybe I could get the McDonald's and Wendy's lawyers to help me out though since I contribute 100's of dollars a year to their franchises. :)
Still, I'd cut back on those hamburger buns ~ the carbs are killers.