I assume you're talking about breasts...
I'm talking about desperate women who mistake kindness (He LOOKED to me! He LISTENED to!) for affection, or even love.
Rule of thumb (as per Wombat): if a woman is divorced, it's not necessarily her fault. If she's been divorced twice, you have to start wondering. It also becomes painfully apparent that a good many of them are simply lonely beyond comprehension, and consequently, easy pickings.
The bars and chat rooms are literally chock full of women like this. It's not difficult to take advantage of them. I admit (note: head hanging in shame) that I did this before I met Mrs. Wombat. But hey, I didn't make the rules, I only followed them.
Little Agnes used to race around the halls in her wheelchair at breakneck speeds. Every now and then, one of the old gents would step out in front of her and hold up his hand like a traffic cop having a bad day.
Agnes would screech to a halt and sheepishly wait for the 'cop' to request her license, registration and insurance. Old Agnes would search around until she found a perscription receipt, sales slip etc to present to the 'officer'. Anyway, he would give her a warning and tell her to proceed on her way at a safer speed.
This happened occasionally, but she was always stopped 3-4 times an afternoon and given the same warnings, but never a 'ticket'.
One afternoon as she rounded a corner at top speed, there was an 'officer' standing in the middle of the hall, as usual, but something was different this time. The old gent was butt naked !
Poor Agnes looked up at him in utter fear and said, "Oh NO !! NOT the breathalizer again !"
Nam Vet
(Hope the Mod doesn't slap my hand)