Quit drinking the bong water for a start.
That response sounds particularly spot on given that the author's picture pegs him as a clone of a million other liberal know-it-alls from the "pot-is-cool" bygone days.
His "enlightened" views are about as substantive, too.
Maybe next time he'll enlighten us on how the label he gives himself, "liberal", as defined in his use, is unrelated to what that term means in an academic sense.
He joins a long list of those who seek to straighten out the less intelligent and educated masses, and in the end accomplishes little more than being annoying.