As soon as I heard the word "Jesus" I knew she was losing the award :)
Also, I'm kind of worried about poor Keira Knightley having to sit next to Jack Nicholson all night. He looks like her dirty old uncle.
Ooh, and Stewart just angers the Scientologists. Cruise and Travolta make plans to meet him at his limo after the show...with a tire iron. And a lawsuit.
We are SO going to SUE you! :D