[Clemenza]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Not too long ago, I spoke to a naval recruiter about what they were looking for in terms of naval intelligence positions. She stated that they really needed folks who could read and speak Mandarin. Food for thought.

[xrp]

Maybe I've had too much to drink tonight, but what does speaking Mandarin have anything to do with abortion?

[dmw]

Splain it to me Lucy.

[festus]

The only think I know about mandarins is they're very small, come in cans, and are really really tasty.

I'm guessing thats not what they're looking for..........