I tried a few new menu items but they haven't seemed to catch on, I think alot of people know what my other job is (evil police officer) so they don't come around...
How about turning your business into a bailbond company.
Apply for all the contests that offer home/business make overs.
Bring the wife and or family down to work at the office and instead of being the "DOG" you would be the "CRUNCH".
Since you have exp. with the court/justice system.