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To: Crackingham

Somebody needs to investigate Republican Rep. Ralph Davenport, 'cause his mind is in OUR bedrooms. Disgusting!

I can see it now: Black clad cops with machine guns, bursting into someone's house, shouting "drop the vibrator or we'll shoot".

Nanny statism at its finest.

I'll bet Ralph's wife has never had an orgasm. Poor woman!


25 posted on 04/23/2006 6:18:16 AM PDT by Mister Da (Nuke 'em til they glow!)
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To: Mister Da

Hahahah you said it... enforcement of this law is going to be a bit difficult...

"dispatch, we have a 969 in progress... description follows"


29 posted on 04/23/2006 6:24:44 AM PDT by ketelone
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To: Mister Da

That's what I was thinking....I'd hate to be this Davenport guy's wife!!!!!!


46 posted on 04/23/2006 6:56:46 AM PDT by Shimmer128
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To: Mister Da
""drop the vibrator or we'll shoot". "

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, this is the most leftist thing I've heard of a state government doing in a long time.

52 posted on 04/23/2006 7:01:50 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: Mister Da
"I'll bet Ralph's wife has never had an orgasm. Poor woman!"

Wrong, she probably never had one with him and then one day he came home and she was getting off on her sex toy and that pissed him off. He was replaced by a machine.

187 posted on 04/23/2006 12:29:59 PM PDT by Mikey (Freedom isn't free, but slavery is.)
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Bet she has, that is why he is banning them. Bet she needs the toys to show him her Ohh face......Oh, oh,..you know what I am talking about, oh, oh.


390 posted on 04/25/2006 6:21:40 PM PDT by looscnnn ("Olestra (Olean) applications causes memory leaks" PC Confusious)
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