Back in my single days, I went on a weekend-long blind date/double date with a girl in Seattle. Over dinner, she and her friend told me of their co-worker, a lesbian who was impregnated with the assistance of a willing male, a closed bathroom door, and a turkey baster. "Isn't that great!"
She was hot and a tramp, and I used her like Kleenex, but I couldn't wait till our outbound flight.