[rhombus]

Student Association President R.J. Partington, who characterized himself as a "near-pacifist."

A "near-pacifist"?? Do they drink near-beer and get nearly pregnant?

[tuvals]

I live near New Paltz college and if the majority of those attending that school don't challenge the "Near-Nitwit" then something is wrong. I've heard of SHOTGUN weddings but a SHOTGUN Militia! These students must be smoking some heavy duty stuff on Campus. I think they need to concentrate more on getting an education, then sign up for the military. Let us have some names so we can write their parents and congratulate them on raising dimwits! Oh well, there are plenty of Bozo's out there and they are getting close to home, my home.

[KarlInOhio]

Student Association President R.J. Partington, who characterized himself as a "near-pacifist."

Is a near-pacifist someone who doesn't believe in war. He only kills out of personal spite. (gratuitously stolen from MST3K)

[Diggler]

A "near-pacifist"?? Do they drink near-beer and get nearly pregnant?

A 'near-pacifist' is a pacifist 95% of the time; the other 5% of the time they support armed conflict... like when their favorite Prez. sends troops into Bosnia.