hehe! 
"I like the way that this moron calls blowing carcinogens and poisons in smoke into children's lungs "taking care" of them."
I didn't realize you think that we should ban toxic cleaning chemicals from homes. Why are you advocating that all parents live in filth?
I'm sure "I didn't realize..." is the beginning of a lot of your sentences. (And if parents are harming their kids by using poison to clean their homes, then, yes, they should stop that, too.)
hehe!