Got the best one so far:
Try the tunafish sandwich (with mayonnaise) that you brought to work with you, intending to eat it for lunch, but which you left in the car in 90 degree heat.
When, after putting lunch off an extra two hours because you got busy at your desk, you finally remember you brought lunch with you, retreive it and decide it's "alright because it was in a shady spot all day" and consume it on your way to see a client.
Give yourself 10 points for stupidity everytime you need to stop at a convenient rest area or gas station after this gooey mess germinates in your empty belly for 15 minutes or less. Give yourself an additional point for every accident you nearly cause at 75 MPH as you cut across multiple lanes of traffic seeking convenient facilties out on an emergency basis.
Finally, give yourself the "Doofus of the Year" Award when you wind up in the local hospital with a serious case of food poisoning that causes you to lose 30 pounds in a week.
And here I thought a tuna sandwich was kinda-sorta low cal.
What I MEANT to say was that I thought tuna was fattening! ARGHHHH! LOL (oh, never mind...heeee)