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You may not be able to tell it from the media, but everyone in Florida is not currently being chased around by an alligator. And you gotta love those Marines blasting away at the gators!
1 posted on 05/16/2006 12:06:07 PM PDT by dukeman
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I see a movie deal...

P.S. Are these LEGAL alligators?

2 posted on 05/16/2006 12:07:17 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Real Conservatives don't sit home on election day)
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Hey, if they start harvesting more, I can afford a pair of alligator boots.


3 posted on 05/16/2006 12:08:53 PM PDT by pissant
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Hunting without a license?
susie


4 posted on 05/16/2006 12:09:19 PM PDT by brytlea (amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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Manatee woman shoots gator...

The heck with the alligators; I'm still trying to imagine the manatee woman.

6 posted on 05/16/2006 12:09:59 PM PDT by Interesting Times (ABCNNBCBS -- yesterday's news.)
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But at about 5:45 p.m. Saturday, Frey was in the front of her house when she heard her two golden retrievers, Sammy and Annie, frantically barking.

Sammy was bleeding from his head when Frey walked onto her lanai.

"I have to take this guy out," Frey recalled thinking. "You can't wait to see how long it's going to sit there."

Gripping the gun with two hands, Frey squeezed the trigger four times. The shots hit their mark -- two in the alligator's neck and two in its shoulder.




And the problem is...?


8 posted on 05/16/2006 12:10:41 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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A gator climbs on this woman's property and she defends her dogs...and she gets a citation for "hunting without a license." Un-freepin-believable.

}:-)4


9 posted on 05/16/2006 12:11:29 PM PDT by Moose4 (Please don't call me "white trash." I prefer "Caucasian recyclable.")
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If I lived there, I'd darn sure get a permit. :-)


13 posted on 05/16/2006 12:13:00 PM PDT by jazusamo (-- Married a WAC in '65 and I'm still reenlisting. :-)
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Keep send tourists and we'll keep feeding them to the gators :)


15 posted on 05/16/2006 12:14:19 PM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (Holy shi'ite Osama, what the F-15 was that?)
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To: JulieRNR21; kinganamort; katherineisgreat; floriduh voter; summer; Goldwater Girl; windchime; ...
As we Floridians well know, gators are a part of life here. You just learn to look out for them when you're out, especially near the water.

Part of the problem that I have personally observed many times is Florida has seen a huge influx of people from the north, and many of the folks have little situational awareness, or worse, have been trained in wildlife behavior by the movie "Bambi".

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16 posted on 05/16/2006 12:14:31 PM PDT by Joe Brower (The Constitution defines Conservatism. *NRA*)
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..."I just freaked out and shot him -- boom, boom, boom, boom." ...

LOL! My new tagline.

19 posted on 05/16/2006 12:16:41 PM PDT by FReepaholic ("I just freaked out and shot him -- boom, boom, boom, boom.")
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...Frey said the gunshot wounds appeared to self-heal and the wildlife officer put the gator back in the lake....

Huh???

23 posted on 05/16/2006 12:18:45 PM PDT by FReepaholic ("I just freaked out and shot him -- boom, boom, boom, boom.")
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We need a "Guest Gator" program now.


32 posted on 05/16/2006 12:21:02 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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If I recall correctly, wasn't there an uptick in the reports of shark attacks just prior to 9/11?


36 posted on 05/16/2006 12:23:43 PM PDT by P8riot (Stupid is forever. Ignorance can be fixed.)
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I just love the tone of this article - the alligator's attacking this woman's dogs, lunging at her, and the "journalist" makes it sound like she and others in this situation are the one who are hysterically overreacting! I guess now we're supposed to just sit back and do nothing while aggressive gators take our dogs, take our kids or tear us to pieces.

I expected nothing more from the SHT, of course.


37 posted on 05/16/2006 12:24:32 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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Frey thought she was going to jail, but ended up with a warning citation for hunting without a permit.

You got to be kidding me? Protect your own life from a gator attack, and get charged for hunting without a permit. Like she really went hunting for the gator? Asinine!

38 posted on 05/16/2006 12:24:56 PM PDT by rawhide
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Frey said the gunshot wounds appeared to self-heal and the wildlife officer put the gator back in the lake.
The officer questioned Frey about the shooting.
Frey thought she was going to jail, but ended up with a warning citation for hunting without a permit.

The funny part is that in Florida if a person came onto her property, attacked her dog, and she shot him, there would be no citation.

Jetskiing with the gators is fun, my rules are
1. Don't fall off
2. Don't fall off
3. If the gator is longer than my jetski-(11'6") stay 50ft away.


40 posted on 05/16/2006 12:25:42 PM PDT by Waverunner
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"These are unfortunate, unrelated coincidences," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Willie Puz said."

Obviously he is unaware of the recent gator fatwa against humans and their pets infringing on their scared territory. It's gator jihad I tell you.


41 posted on 05/16/2006 12:25:45 PM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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Common knowledge in FLA, never under any circumstances swim in fresh or brackish water. Even fishing on the banks near this type of water is a no-no.

Until recently though I never heard of gators coming on land to attack humans, plenty of pets however go missing all the time.

45 posted on 05/16/2006 12:27:40 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
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"Frey thought she was going to jail, but ended up with a warning citation for hunting without a permit."


Oh please! Even the thought she should be questioned is ridiculous. Tying this in with "hunting" is ridiculous.

Absurdity reigns!


46 posted on 05/16/2006 12:28:10 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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"The shots hit their mark -- two in the alligator's neck and two in its shoulder. The gator barely bled, she said."

Do we know the caliber?


47 posted on 05/16/2006 12:28:23 PM PDT by BadAndy ("Loud mouth internet Rambo")
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