[Beagle8U]

" Put out signs. Paid for lawyers when our signs were taken down by the local pols."

LOL...What I do with signs (since most are stolen after dark) is put them on the steep hill by the road in front of my property, then I dump manure all around them and down the hill in front of them.( hog is best, but any on hand will work).

I have went out in the morning to see slide marks down the hill, and the sign was still there.

[JRandomFreeper]

What I do with signs

I work electronics/computers/electical when I'm not cooking for my Uncle.

We had a dog fence around the yard.... umpty-kV with a GFI.... just to keep the dogs in, you understand. We didn't want to hurt the dogs sleeping on the back porch.

22 gauge magnet wire without any insulation (it's what I had, 22 gauge mag wire and paint stripper), works wonders.

Yelp! sign stealer headed toward the far-away hills.

We had it inspected. We failed twice, but managed a sign-off the third time.

/johnny