Motormouth was more entertaining when he was sailing.
Miami-Montego Bay "Since Cuba is a mark, if we run aground, do we have to go around it?"
The Puerto Rican America's Cup Team "You let us race, we'll let you fly the flag."
As a kid I'll never forget mooring next to American Eagle in Chicago before the '70 Mac Race. He treated the harbor to porno flicks shown on the mainsail and the fleet got to see the topless French girlfriend the next day. A seriously deranged man.