[Gritty]

...(continuing story)..."Meanwhile, down in Texas, Tom DeLay, who resigned his office and is awaiting trial on corruption and bribery charges..."

[small voice in the wilderness]

...(See page 2 for related story)..."Meanwhile, back in Washington, Lewis "Scooter" Libby remains charged with perjury related to events that never occurred. He is expected to plead "WTF??" and, according to unnamed sources, will most likely face conviction on the most serious charge of lying about not lying about potential lies that were lied about..."