To: AmericanMade1776
"Why do all these virgins look like Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton?"
2 posted on
06/08/2006 5:55:18 AM PDT by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: TommyDale
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
62 posted on
06/08/2006 6:10:06 AM PDT by
Yankee
To: TommyDale
They are not virgins, you idiot, they are Virginians!
Have fun with them in the hereafter.
To: TommyDale
No 72 virgins for this as--ole. He gets to spend eternity with the people he beheaded - and reap their eternal vengeance. Let the games begin.
127 posted on
06/08/2006 6:55:06 AM PDT by
GOPJ
("What we have learned from history is that we haven't learned from history." B.Disraeli)
To: TommyDale
Because the ARE Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton. Chelsea benefited from the Immaculate Conception.
To: TommyDale
Because the ARE Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton. Chelsea benefited from the Immaculate Conception.
To: TommyDale
"Why do all these virgins look like Helen Thomas and Hillary Clinton?"
167 posted on
06/08/2006 7:39:06 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy!)
To: TommyDale
Thats because all his life he hated pigs and the one true God has given him two pigs for eternity.
237 posted on
06/08/2006 1:36:16 PM PDT by
OKIEDOC
(There's nothing like hearing someone say thank you for your help.)
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