Funny, funny stuff folks. Thanks to all. Here are 2 of my favorites:
This fellow comes into the psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.
Psychiatrist:"Yes, may I help you|?"
Duck:"Yeah, doc, can you get this guy off my ass?"
Young Indian boy to his grandfather, the leader of the tribe:
"Grandfather, one of your duties is to name all the babies when they are born. Just how do you decide the name?"
Grandfather:"Beloved grandson, I listen to the Spirit. I observe the sky, the earth, and the weather. After a short period of meditation, I open my eyes and name the child after the first thing I see. But why do you ask, Two Dogs F*****g?"
all right, a real sick one:
Farmer and salesman sitting under a shade tree
talking when a pig comes hobbling up with wooden
peg for a hind leg.
farmer calls, come here smokey!!!
salesman: why do you call that pig smokey??
farmer: you probably won't believe this but that
pig saved my son's life. my barn caught on fire
and that pig ran in and pulled my boy out. burnt all the
hair off his back, so we named him smokey.
salesman: is that what happened to his hind leg?? farmer: nah, we grew so fond of smokey that we
just couldn't bring ourselves to kill and eat him
all at once..