[OB1kNOb]

I know what I want done with their bodies, but this is a real question that has pricked my curiousity from a war tactic standpoint. Does anyone know? - OB1

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The answer should be "pig food".

(But, unfortunately, it's not.)

[MeanWestTexan]

I believe they are returned to the their next of kin.

I prefer the russians-with-Hitler solution myself.

But I am sure we keep a close eye of those who visit the graves and track them.

[theDentist]

I know Hussain's sons were given to family. I don't know about Zarquawi, and have been asking as wekk.

What we should do is: cut off his head, preserve it, and stick it on a pike outside the U.N. Take the rest of the carcass out to the desert, dig a hole, dump him in with the bodies and offal of a couple pigs, pee on it, and cover it up. No stone. Nothing to mark his remains.

[xrp]

From what I've read, it keeps to what Muslim traditional (or some crap) dictates is necessary for entering heaven (burial within 48hrs or something).

Me? I wish we'd do what Pershing did to the Moros.

[wideawake]

Zarqawi's remains will eventually be returned to relatives in Jordan.

The Jordanian and Iraqi governments have already stated that they will not allow his family to bury his remains on their soil. Presumably the family will find a site in a terrorist-friendly area, like the Palestinian Authority region.

[JoeGar]

In accordance with the Koran, his eyes should be gouged out, his heart cut out, and his genitals cut off and stuffed into his mouth.

[Gator101]

I think it should just disappear. No official word of where it is...no official word of what they did...and no place for followers to gather and mourn.

Over the side of a ship in the middle of the pacific would do nicely.

[Gator101]

I think it should just disappear. No official word of where it is...no official word of what they did...and no place for followers to gather and mourn.

Over the side of a ship in the middle of the pacific would do nicely.

[Fighting Irish]

[stuartcr]

Who cares, he's dead.

[OldFriend]

Yup, feed them to the pigs.

[Vaquero]

they should be dismembered and buried intermingled with pig guts...

...but we are too genteel for that now aren't we.

..too bad.

[Doc91678]

Feeding them to hogs sounds like a proper burial for them. At least their last act would be to give sustenance to some lowly pig.

[dead]

They party.

[HardStarboard]

Zarqawi's body was thrown on top of the offal pile outside the back door of the Armour bacon slaughterhouse in Ames, Iowa.

pass it on

[Wombat101]

Hopefully, the process should go something like this:

After an exceptionally brutal autopsy, in which the doctors take no care to ensure smooth incisions or even to sew the cavities they make shut, said bodies should be passed on to a team of Israeli rabbis, who will them procede to use them as urinals.

When the rabbis are finished, each body should be liberally coated with bacon grease and set alight. The charred remains should be pulverized, until they achieve the consistency of talcum powder, whereupon, they will be put up for public auction to the highest bidder for use as an additive to kitty litter. When they have served this purpose, the remains should be carefully collected and airdropped over the individual terrorist scum's country of origin, with a note attached: "Courtesy of the United States Armed Forces".

The entire process should be available on Pay-per-View, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. The proceeds will be used to rebuild the World Trade Center and Pentagon, and to pay for a college education for every child who lost a parent on 9/11.

As a special twist, just for Ramadan and the Haj season, the process should be done by Israelis, and not Americans.

[Billthedrill]

"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters!"

[CougarGA7]

They are made into this.