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Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
Yahoo ^ | July 13-2006

Posted on 07/13/2006 2:36:50 AM PDT by Hadean

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To: Hadean

Islams next prophet is born. Does it also have 666 inscribed on it?

(PS: does this make dad allah officially a - cock??)


61 posted on 07/13/2006 9:37:54 AM PDT by The Lion Roars
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To: Hadean

Kazakstahn is big

62 posted on 07/13/2006 10:16:02 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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To: Hadean
Chicken lays mystery Allah egg

Was it ticking?

63 posted on 07/13/2006 1:25:26 PM PDT by presidio9 (Albright: The William Hang of Foreign Policy.)
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To: Hadean
Haven't we seen this story before?

Or was it the pig-butt story?

64 posted on 07/13/2006 1:27:14 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: RoadTest
" him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying laying wonders" - II Thessalonians 2:9
65 posted on 07/13/2006 1:29:06 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: freedomlover
Somehow I don't get the yoke

Just had to crack one, didn't you?

66 posted on 07/13/2006 1:34:11 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Hadean

The Muslims in the Middle East laid an egg, and its name was Allah.


67 posted on 07/13/2006 1:36:50 PM PDT by Teacher317
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To: Hadean

Are they sure the egg didn't say" ISLAM", or maybe
"EAT AT PROKCHOP CHARLIE'S"?


68 posted on 07/13/2006 1:36:57 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: Hadean

Are they sure the egg didn't say" ISLAM", or maybe
"EAT AT PORKCHOP CHARLIE'S"?


69 posted on 07/13/2006 1:37:07 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: freedomlover
Somehow I don't get the yoke.

Omelette you off easy this time.

70 posted on 07/13/2006 1:37:41 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: freedomlover
Somehow I don't get the yoke.

Hens forth, no more puns.

71 posted on 07/13/2006 1:39:28 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Hadean
We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad

It was "born bad."

72 posted on 07/13/2006 1:41:09 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 83-87)
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To: presidio9
If it's islamic, it must be a headless chicken...


73 posted on 07/13/2006 1:42:56 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide

It looks like a pair of boobs to me.


74 posted on 07/13/2006 1:44:46 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: Hadean
A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell

Suuuuuurrrreee it did.

75 posted on 07/13/2006 1:44:59 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: ArtDodger
Allah eggs are belong to us!
76 posted on 07/13/2006 1:53:58 PM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: Hadean; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo
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77 posted on 07/13/2006 1:56:51 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Gorzaloon

"I thought you had to pull the pin on those first..?"

Making it a hen grenade?


78 posted on 07/13/2006 2:03:24 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Hadean

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ manifests himself every day through incredible signs of love......healing, giving people true peace, you name it. Incredible manifestations.

Allah is manifested by something coming out the south end of a chicken.

Hmmmmm..........choices choices.........


79 posted on 07/13/2006 2:03:39 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Hadean

copying us evil western infidels. next they'll have allah on toast for sale on Ebay.


80 posted on 07/13/2006 2:14:59 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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