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1 posted on 07/13/2006 2:36:52 AM PDT by Hadean
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RE: Mujahadeen + chicken = Egg with islamic markings.

Chickens are ONE alternative to camels and sheep, I suppose.


50 posted on 07/13/2006 5:01:08 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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In a few weeks, islamofascists will find a new use for that egg.

A STINK BOMB.


51 posted on 07/13/2006 5:05:31 AM PDT by Kieri (Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
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"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

Left alone, it'll be smellin' to high heaven in no time.....

54 posted on 07/13/2006 6:34:54 AM PDT by b4its2late (The Road Map to Peace is looking more like a "Road Map to Pieces")
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Sounds like all that egg needs is some nice crispy bacon to go with it...


55 posted on 07/13/2006 7:05:13 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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Isn't that how Mohammed got here in the first place?


56 posted on 07/13/2006 7:21:03 AM PDT by admiralsn (I believe God gives only three answers to prayer: Yes | Not yet | I have something better in mind)
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No bacon. Just Allah a la carte.


57 posted on 07/13/2006 7:38:38 AM PDT by Attillathehon
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Allah is chickenshit.


58 posted on 07/13/2006 7:40:30 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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59 posted on 07/13/2006 7:42:04 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Scared ^%&* out of the chicken.

60 posted on 07/13/2006 7:57:27 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Make them go home!!)
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Islams next prophet is born. Does it also have 666 inscribed on it?

(PS: does this make dad allah officially a - cock??)


61 posted on 07/13/2006 9:37:54 AM PDT by The Lion Roars
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Kazakstahn is big

62 posted on 07/13/2006 10:16:02 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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Chicken lays mystery Allah egg

Was it ticking?

63 posted on 07/13/2006 1:25:26 PM PDT by presidio9 (Albright: The William Hang of Foreign Policy.)
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Haven't we seen this story before?

Or was it the pig-butt story?

64 posted on 07/13/2006 1:27:14 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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The Muslims in the Middle East laid an egg, and its name was Allah.


67 posted on 07/13/2006 1:36:50 PM PDT by Teacher317
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Are they sure the egg didn't say" ISLAM", or maybe
"EAT AT PROKCHOP CHARLIE'S"?


68 posted on 07/13/2006 1:36:57 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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Are they sure the egg didn't say" ISLAM", or maybe
"EAT AT PORKCHOP CHARLIE'S"?


69 posted on 07/13/2006 1:37:07 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad

It was "born bad."

72 posted on 07/13/2006 1:41:09 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 83-87)
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A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell

Suuuuuurrrreee it did.

75 posted on 07/13/2006 1:44:59 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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77 posted on 07/13/2006 1:56:51 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ manifests himself every day through incredible signs of love......healing, giving people true peace, you name it. Incredible manifestations.

Allah is manifested by something coming out the south end of a chicken.

Hmmmmm..........choices choices.........


79 posted on 07/13/2006 2:03:39 PM PDT by RightOnline
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