Caption Pic of Al Gore Signing Books Tonight

Yahoo news ^ | July 18,2006

[Pirate21]

"Do you know how many trees are being killed to print copies of my book?"

[xpertskir]

"I was going to wear a poofy shirt, but I thought it made me look like a pirate."

[edzo4]

is that a hanging chad coming out the bottom of the book?

[DarthDilbert]

[sig226]

Speaking as a script writer, it just wouldn't work. Gore would start talking and eventually the Terminator's power supply would give out. It can only be exposed to dullness for 1,000 years.

Now if they let the Star Trek cast overact to Al's verbal assaults, that would be believable:

Hi, I'm Al Gore and I used to be the president of The United States.

[NavySon]

"Speaking as a script writer, it just wouldn't work. Gore would start talking and eventually the Terminator's power supply would give out. It can only be exposed to dullness for 1,000 years."

Very true. I have a new theory, though. Perhaps Al Gore is actually a top secret weapon that was created by the soviet union during the Cold War. He was the only thing that Kruschev could think of that caused more pain and suffering than an H-bomb.

[SquirrelKing]

ROFL