if all the free discs and CDs that AOL has distributed were stacked end-to-end, I wonder how many times it would circle the globe?
Dude, that is a wonderful and profound question. With your permission, I will submit it to Cecil Adams, world-class know-it-all and proprietor of The Straight Dope. I will promptly report any answer I might receive.
And for some reason, your question brings to mind one of the quips uttered by the inimitable Dorothy Parker, may God rest her incandescently wicked soul: "If all the girls at Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."
They make excellent pistol targets.